...KIDZ SAY THE DARNEST THINGZ...

>3-year-old Reese: " Our father, who does art in Heaven, Harold is his name. >Amen."
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> >I had been teaching my 3-year-old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for >several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the >prayer. Finally she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she
>carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us
>not into temptation," she prayed, "But deliver us from some E-Mail. Amen."
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> >....and one particular 4-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets
>as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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> >A Sunday teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to Church >service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in Church?" One bright little
>girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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> >A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys >began to argue over who would get the 1st pancake. The mother saw the >opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, he would say ,
>Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait." Kevin turned to his
>younger brother and said, "Ryan you be Jesus."
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> >A father was at the beach with his children when his 4-year-old son ran up
>to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to shore, where a seagull lay dead in
>the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to >heaven" the dad replied. The boy thought for a moment and then said, "Did >God throw him back?"
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A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear."
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Six-year old Angie and her four-year old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough. Angie whispered, "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church!" "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her 5- and 6-year olds. After explaining the commandment to honor thy father and thy mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (who was the oldest of his family) answered, "Thou shall not kill!"
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Three boys were talking about their fathers' excellence. One of them said: my father is a great professor. When he is talking about a subject, only 10 people in the world can understand him! The second boy said: my father is a great brain surgeon, when he is talking about his surgery, only 5 people in the whole world can realize what he is saying. The third boy said: my father is a pastor, when he is preaching nobody can understand what he is saying.
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A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."
His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
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